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Why can't I run my heater at night?

Why are Italian carrots so much sweeter?

Why are bright colors reserved for walls, both interior and exterior, and deemed unacceptable in clothing form, with the exception of old men's yellow pants?

Why are European egg yolks orange?

Why do I wake up to a rooster crowing when I live downtown?

Why can't I dip my bread in oil like I was taught to at Johnny Carino's?

Why does it take 3 Italians 4 appointments to change a lightbulb?

Why are my 18" stone walls thick enough to block good wifi/cell reception, but not thick enough to muffle my neighbor's alarm clock?

Why doesn't Hulu/Netflix work overseas?

Why do some shops only accept exact change?